Received a call from cousin he asked me to send my CV , after searching many cv formats on net i decided to dump those fake formats , i will do this/that for my country, am very efficient,hardworking, smart thinker etc etc i found them cute and fake so i ended up creating my own 100% shudha Desi CV (Critical View) , please do not laugh am very serious and when i say am very serious i behave like Brazilian team the one who lost in semi finals ..... OK here it goes
Critical view
Name- naam me kya rakha hai , chalo tum kahete
ho
toh bata dete hai its
वेल्ली मुलगी (mad girl) Nice na ?
Address - Ab tak Maa Baap ka Ghar
:/
waiting to get kicked out of parents home
Mobile No -Airtel hai 2G wala (Bharti Mittal ki toh )
Email Id - check mail its
attached with address
Career Objective - well haven’t thought much about it, all i want is tata
sky with Sports Bonza pack plus enough money to pay my phone bill , ohoo wait u
have WiFi in the office ?
Academic Qualifications
It’s long
long Story
Let me make
it short
I m an
Engineer …. Bas baat khatam
Experience –
have good experience of repeating some subjects and not getting good marks (kya
kare Chalta hai , shit happens noo ? )
Achievements/Certifications:
Ghanta !!
Tv dekhane
me ya bakwas karne me koi Nobel hota toh muzhe hi milta (just like every Indian)
Additional
Achievement – I watch Arnab Goswami every day on Tv that’s no less than any
achievement noo?
Political
Views – Well I expected Narendra Modi to deliver baby just after having sex (just like every other pure Desi Senty Indian)
Subject Interests – Depends on that particular
Situation, market rate etc etc
Hobbies –
well have many hobbies but recently I have developed the hobby stalking my crush on
Family
Details – enough members to have discussion about politics and Cricket
Languages
Known – well I can speak in English, Hindi and Marathi and I can listen in Gujarati ,Punjabi , Urdu
And I can
keep quiet in Bengali, Malayalam, Tamil,
French, Spanish
most imp I can say hello in Korean and good bye in Chinese!
Religion –
depends on who is playing against who!
Nationality
– Shudha Desi Indian !!
Let me know
what u think about my critical View
Good Time !!
*This was written before my wedding i don't stalk my crush anymore he is my husband now*
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